I Intend to Live Forever. So Far, So Good.

Optimism is a lifestyle. This tee wears the most reasonable life philosophy ever uttered — deadpan, defiant, and entirely on brand.

Printed on a premium unisex tee in crisp white ink. Soft enough to wear every day. Bold enough to start a conversation.

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — the gold standard of blank tees
• Unisex fit, true to size
• White ink screen print on black
• Sizes XS–5XL

Printed and shipped on demand. Allow 5–10 business days for delivery.